"Obama May Block Sun's Rays to End Global Warming"
I can just imagine the conversation around the table when this came up.
Obama : Guys, its getting really hot out there. We have to do something.
SciGuy : Well we can look into new technologies of how to recycle, reduce, and reuse products better, and continue educating the public on our Green Efforts. Earth Day is coming up.
Obama : No. Something else needs to happen. What about blocking the sun?
SciGuy : You mean, like blocking the entire sun, Mr President?
Obama. No, you geek. I mean, No science guy. Blocking the bad rays from coming to the earth. Lets look into shooting bad particles that hurt us here on earth, back up into the atmosphere and have it reflect the new bad particles away from us.
SciGuy : Rrriiiiiight. We'll get right on that President.
SERIOUSLY?!?!? WTF!!? God knows what would happen if THAT backfired. We'd all have instant tans!!! Well, except the fair-skinned redheads of the world. They'd be tomato-people. :) Still not at 100 days yet. Tick Tock.
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