Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Topless cafe in Maine gives Jackie the jitters

VASSALBORO, Maine – Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse. Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by. The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

So Jackie... how do you take your coffee... with a top or not?


  1. What?! Is this true? How close is the coffee shop to the town? You would like it would have to be a certain distance away from neighborhoods, schools, etc. That is so gross, it's intriguing. HA! Got milk?

  2. I just heard about this on the radio this morning. NASTY! No coffee for me!

  3. do the guys with hairy chests have to wear hairnets or do they have to shave? I bet they only hire young waitresses with perky boobies, the droopy ones could slip into a cup of coffee...ouch!